How do I get out of the Mandalay Bay Hotel in Vegas?

Ive been wandering around the hotel and casino for hours. I had to borrow my buddy’s laptop to ask this. Every time I think I’m heading towards the exit, I just end up in another casino. Last time I tried to get outside, I only ended up at a frozen yogurt stand inside some giant black techno-pyramid. I asked a few people and employees, but they only give me vague directions. It has not helped that I have been drinking. How do I escape and find the light of day? I should never have come to this convention…

Tags: Hotel, Mandalay, Vegas

3 Responses to “How do I get out of the Mandalay Bay Hotel in Vegas?”

1. Rob R says:

   September 30, 2011 at 4:40 am

   You really do find the exit! But, one of your multiple personalities takes control and goes back in.
2. Digger Nick says:

   September 30, 2011 at 4:53 am

   As your attorney, I advise you to do the following.
   1. Acquire a reasonable amount of cocaine. When I say reasonable, I really mean, unreasonable. THIS IS KEY TO YOUR ESCAPE.
   2. Acquire three hits of high power blotter acid. US Government Approved ONLY. PS. Things are about to get really strange.
   3. Find some young hippie artist chick to join your adventure. Give her 1 hit. You take 1 Hit. Send the third to me. Dr. Digger. This is my fee.
   4. Try to stay cool, what ever you do, make sure the chick knows you are in charge and that YOU WILL ESCAPE. Failure to do so will end in a psychedelic freakout with the girlie and those never end good.
   5. When the acid is peaking, Steal a walrus. This should be easy in Vegas, you will need him later.
   6. Get a leash and walk the Walrus through the underground tunnels of Vegas. Make sure to wear sunglass. Sunglasses let security know that you are “official” and need not to be bothered.
   7. Take the walrus, the girlie and yourself to a high stakes black jack table. Proceed with Double Down gambling strategy. Make sure you take all the walrus’s money. If the walrus wins, sell him a fish later at an exorbitant price.
   8. Shoot the walrus.
   9. Wear his corpse like a cape.
   10. Take Cocaine and escape.
3. Jimmy Hundred says:

   September 30, 2011 at 5:08 am

   In place of a walrus you could use a tiger, but other than that Dr. Digger does have the best plan.